Chris
Chris is the best. Why? Well, imagine a polished and well-mannered gentleman with a bourgeois taste for beer. An accomplished historian with an unabashed affinity for Strongbad. He loves barbequed meat and strange films. A seriously pensive man with a boisterous and devious inner-boy. He makes mint julips, gets up at an ungodly early hour each and every day, and he talks to animals in animal-slang. He is very funny. He is a loyal friend. i mean, come on! Will you just look at his picture? Chris is a postmodern Renaissance man!
